Put on by the folks who do Lollapalooza, the two day Festival Imperial music festival in San José, Costa Rica included The Flaming Lips, TV on the Radio, LMFAO, Bjork, Cage the Elephant, Thievery Corporation, Cypress Hill, Moby (doing a DJ set), Skrillex, Maroon 5, and Gogol Bordello plus some great bands we were happy to discover. Many of these same artists are continuing down to Lollapalooza Chile and Lollapalooza Brazil over the next two weekends. Check out what got us going on Day 1 and then dive into Day 2.

Our press passes for the Festival Imperial music festival in Costa Rica.

One of the greatest things about Festival Imperial was that performances on the two main stages never overlapped. This meant we never had to make agonizing Bonnaroo-style decisions about which act to sacrifice in order to see another one. Find just the right vantage point between the two main stages and you could practically treat the festival like a ping-pong match and never do much more than move your head from left to right to catch acts on both main stages.

However, now we would like to make a humble suggestion: 86 the thunder sticks. They must have handed out 75,000 inflatable thunder sticks during Festival Imperial creating a sea of ad-clad obstacles in between us and the stage and leaving behind tons of plastic trash.

Sonambulo - Festival Imperial 2012, Costa Rica

Sonambulo got the dancing started early on Day 2 of the Festival Imperial music festival in Costa Rica with their “Psico Tropical” pan Latin sound.

Hard to say, easy to dance to

Sonambulo. It doesn’t roll off your tongue but this band will have you rolling your hips. That’s what happens when a bunch of guys (the full band is 11 members strong) from places like Cuba, El Salvador, Costa Rica, and Colombia get together. Though Sonambulo means sleepwalker there was no sleeping or walking involved in their set as the band cranked out what they call “Psico Tropical” sounds. Just when we thought we were in the midst of a classically infectious cumbia, for example, the band threw in some trippy keyboards, keeping the crowd on their toes literally and figuratively.

TV On the Radio during Day 2 of the Festival Imperial music festival in Costa Rica.

TV on the Radio on the Stage

Sure we’d been hearing the buzz about TV on the Radio (we’re in Central America, not under a rock) but we’d never seen them live and, frankly, they should be called TV on the Radio on Stage because seeing them live is the only way to fully appreciate lead singer Tunde Adebimpe’s arms, which must be the longest and most flexible in the industry. We also loved that the bass player looks like Harvard professor, author, and commentator Dr. Henry Louis Gates Jr. after a bender.

TV On the Radio - Festival Imperial 2012, Costa Rica

TV On the Radio during Day 2 of the Festival Imperial music festival in Costa Rica.

Tunde waves those amazing arms around a lot, one of the few constants in a performance that ran the vocal gamut. Close your eyes at a TV on the Radio show and you might swear the band was changing up singers, toggling between Roland Gift from Fine Young Cannibals, Prince and Michael Jackson depending on whether they’d dialed up a ballad, a ska shaker or a fully eclectic alt rock anthem.

Thievery Corporation - Festival Imperial 2012, Costa Rica

The Thievery Corporation gang upped the political IQ on Day 2 of the Festival Imperial music festival in Costa Rica.

Thievery Corporation steals the show

“I wish America had no army,” said Thievery Corporation co-founder Rob Garza when asked during a press conference what he thought of the fact that Costa Rica hasn’t had an army since 1949. Par for the course from a driving force behind the hottest band with a conscience.

Thievery Corporation got things rolling with an anti IMF rap (International Mother F…ers) but this band makes even global financial shenanigans fun with a bottomless roster of singers,  a sitar player on a white settee, turntables and a bass player who somehow managed to dance as hard as the crowd.

Thievery Corporation - Festival Imperial 2012, Costa Rica

Thievery Corporation on stage at the Festival Imperial in Costa Rica.

The overall effect was Massive Attack after a stint in the Peace Corps. Hip, sexy energy, smart words, haunting vocals.

Not only do we agree with Garza’s music we also agree with his assessment of Festival Imperial which he praised for its “eclectic” line up. Unlike many US music festivals Festival Imperial was not booked through the prism of one musical genre or even one definition of what’s popular or mainstream. Come to think of it, radio stations in Costa Rica tend to mix it up the same way.

Thievery Corporation - Festival Imperial 2012, Costa Rica

Thievery Corporation at Festival Imperial in Costa Rica.

Now for something completely different

Shaved head and long hair. Cool and dorky. Distorted and melodic. Much-hyped Skrillex, who looks like a creepy loser kid from an episode of The Brady Bunch, produced something between brown noise and the sound one imagines mice would make if you fed them acid and gave them paperclips and tin foil to play with. We actually mean that in a good way…

And he’s so small!

Skrillex - Festival Imperial 2012, Costa Rica

Skrillex doing that thing he does on Day 2 of Festival Imperial in Costa Rica.

DJ Shadow - Festival Imperial 2012, Costa Rica

In addition to Skrillex, Festival Imperial also featured the DJ stylings of Diplo’s Major Lazer, Hot Chip, Moby, and DJ Shadow (pictured here).

Bored by Bjork

For an artist so defined by visuals it was disappointing that you had to be within 30 feet of the stage to get a proper view of the show Bjork presented. Instead of using the stage-side mega screens to simulcast from the stage, she used them to show video footage of lava splitting the earth apart and starfish moving in fast-mo. Cool, yes, but those same images were being shown behind the stage as well and what 90% of the crowd was really hungry for was a good look at Bjork.

Bjork - Festival Imperial 2012, Costa Rica

Bjork and her avant-garde choir at Festival Imperial 2012 in Costa Rica.

We did our best. We can tell you that Bjork was wearing a stiff, matronly orange wig and a deep plastic dress with inflatable fat lady bulges at the hips and breasts. She was backed by a disturbing number of blondes dressed in sequined versions of choir robes. Together, these women produced a soaring cacophony of voices which almost made up for the dearth of musical instruments on stage (no, a laptop doesn’t count).

Bjork - Festival Imperial 2012, Costa Rica

Bjork being Bjork and, yes, that’s an inflatable dress.

Bjork does get our Best Gracias of the Day award, however. Petite, sweet and with perfectly rolled Rs.

Bjork - Festival Imperial 2012, Costa Rica

Bjork on Day 2 of Festival Imperial in Costa Rica.

From The Temptations to The Contemptible

We managed to miss most of the LMFAO mania but a few songs have been unavoidable. Up until today we actually got a kick out of hearing LMFAO’s Sexy and I Know It on the radio in the truck. We even started singing along to the ridiculously earnest line “I work out.” Those days ended as soon as we saw LMFAO live.

Well-known fact: LMFAO was created by Redfoo and his cousin SkyBlu (not their real names). Little-known fact: Redfoo is the son of musical legend Berry Gordy, founder of Motown Records, and SkyBlu is Mr. Gordy’s grandson. SkyBlue couldn’t make it to Festival Imperial show but the whole thing was so pre-packaged that he wasn’t even missed. Hell, they probably could have both stayed home and the crowd still would have worked itself into a frenzy as if pure pheromones were being misted from the stage. And perhaps they were.

LMFAO - Festival Imperial 2012, Costa Rica

Redfoo and his mystifying crew (what’s up with that dude on the left?) get the LMFAO shenanigans started at Festival Imperial in Costa Rica.

The show was a mash up of Romper Room, a low budget Japanese sex show, and a Jane Fonda workout tape with glimpses of the resort wear catalog from International Male. Toss in dry humping backup dancers, as many hot button words as you can think of, and more costume changes than Madonna and you’ve about got it. (Redfoo has said he wants to focus on the band’s clothing line and live shows have become fashion shows for his lurid, lyrca, lyric-splashed gear.)

LMFAO - Festival Imperial 2012, Costa Rica

LMFAO, keepin’ it classy.

LMFAO attracted one of the largest and youngest crowds of the festival and elicited the most enthusiastic reactions, mostly in the form of teenage girls squealing and screaming whenever Redfoo asked “Where my bitches at?” which was often.

LMFAO - Festival Imperial 2012, Costa Rica

Jane Fonda’s lawyers take note…LMFAO on stage during Day 2 of Festival Imperial in Costa Rica.

There is a chance that we were repulsed by the LMFAO show because we’re not 19 years old and anything that involves raping zebras and t-shrts that say “I am not a whore” worn by women (and men) acting like whores just pisses us off (you can buy that t-shirt, btw, on the LMFAO website!).

LMFAO - Festival Imperial 2012, Costa Rica

LFMAO Lesson #483: If you have to say “I Am Not A Whore” you probably…

There’s a much greater chance, however, that we were repulsed by the LMFAO show because it sucked. Despite the fact that we could hear our own brain cells dying the longer we stood in the crowd, we stayed.  We wanted to Laugh Our F…ing Asses Off with the band at their fantastic joke on the music industry.  We were waiting for the tongue to go in the cheek–hell, Redfoo had been singing about his tongue going everywhere else.

But Redfoo never broke character, never let the audience in on what we hope and pray is a joke meant to highlight just how easy it is to descend low enough to reach the heights of pop music. Instead we got a musical roofie: it hits you, you wake up later, then desperately want a shower.

Are these guys really the spawn of Motown Records founder Berry Gordy? The same man who brought us the Jackson 5, The Supremes, Stevie Wonder, Marvin Gaye, and more? Shudder.

Redfoo LMFAO - Festival Imperial 2012, Costa Rica

LMFAO Redfoo, totally not sorry for party rocking.

Thank you and good night!

Thank you Festival Imperial and Hotel Presidente, where we were hosted in a huge room with festival weekend rebound essentials: sound-proof windows, a mini fridge and an awesome breakfast buffet served until 10 am.

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